by Mary Chino Cherry
5. Take more time
for yourself, by going to a park or taking in a movie. In other
words, pamper yourself by going to hectic places full of other people
taking time for themselves and annoying you with their chatter, body
stank, thoughtlessness, and intrusive questions about why you’re
here and not at work.
4. Eat well. Save
time and money by spending two hours commuting to Whole Foods so you
can spend all your money on three mediocre, but certified organic,
Peruvian bananas.
3. Be spontaneous!
Embrace an attitude of radical fun by evincing career-ending erratic
behavior and relationship-destroying unreliability!
2. De-stress by
enrolling in a time-eating and hyper-competitive yoga class. Or try
meditating instead of making dinner for your children. I’m sure
Child Protective Services will forgive a little malnutrition when
they see the Brand New You!
1. Live for the
moment. Nothing says “winning at life” quite like a complete lack
of planning and a total disregard for anything beyond your current
state of mind. You’ll be shocked at how much your co-workers
appreciate how you keep showing up totally unprepared!
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| Photo: "Yoga" by Matt Madd |
